I got this as an email forward from my wife, and it really was good enough to post here.
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity (I’m thinking this
could get one arrested, actually.)
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At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. -
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
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Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that. -
Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
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Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. -
In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling
Diamonds” -
Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The
Prophecy.” -
Don t use any punctuation
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As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
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Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
face. -
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
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Sing Along At The Opera
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Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme
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Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day. -
Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend
Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood. -
Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
Rock Bottom. -
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!”
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When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling “Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!” -
Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.” -
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity…….Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It’s Called Therapy.
donut
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